Bill Gates is recruiting the person that will replace him at the head of Microsoft. He has 1000 candidates. He said: “Those who dont have a PHD in microprocessors, leave.” 500 left. “Those who do not have 35 years experience, leave.” 400 left. “Those who speak less than 25 languages including Czech, leave.” Only 2 remained in the room. So he said: “We have a tie, speak to each other in Czech.” The 1st said to the 2nd: “Kifak ya ayr?” The other replied: “Ya maniak! Inta Libnani kamen?”